You are my hero. I want to be just like you.
I just wanted to know if you would hire me as an apprentice of cool. I have lots to learn and would rather do it along side you as your sidekick. I would be able to manage your day to day activities and online persona. I'm extremely organized, good with nieces and sisters and somewhat talented at photography. I smoke cigars, love espresso, sip scotch and have my clothes tailored…..I think we are quite a match.
Please let me know when you get the chance.
PS: This note is not a joke.
"You struggle with money. You struggle without money. You struggle with love. You struggle without love. But it’s how you manage. You have to keep laughing, you have to be fun to be with, and you have to live with style - not fancy-schmancy, but in a way which is present and meaningful and has some beauty to it."
– Pierce Brosnan, in an interview in Parade, June 15, 2008